If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
Author: Frederick The Great

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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