There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
Author: Mother Jones

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes