My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Author: Rosa Parks

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Author: Elmer G. Letterman

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."
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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: Each for not wearing a seat belt!
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.
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Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
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