There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Author: Frederick L Collins

There are women who are for all your 'times of life.' They're the most wonderful sort.
Author: Henry James

There but for the grace of God go [I].
Author: John Bradford

Oh, that I had wings like a dove!
Author: Bible

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
Author: Fred Hoyle

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murphy'? 'no, Father', was the reply. 'Was it Mrs O'Boyle'? Again the reply was 'No, Father'. 'Was it Mrs. O'Grady'? Pat said, Father, I'll not be teling you the lady's name! So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary's for each time he had sinned with the woman. Back on the street, Mike said, 'Well, how did you do'? Pat said, 'Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects'!
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Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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