There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Author: Heinrich Heine

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
Author: Bette Davis

The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble.
Author: James M. Barrie

There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.
Author: Anais Nin

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them? Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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