The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound

The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for four very good reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, third there are some things even a rat won't do, and fourth sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes