The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare

The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well have the y got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!"
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes