Best quotes to send by SMS
John Dewey There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience subjected to the tests of intelligent development and direction.
Author: John Dewey

Anna Sewell I am never afraid of what I know.
Author: Anna Sewell

James Russell Lowell There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Pittacus Know the right moment.
Author: Pittacus

Tish Grier There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.
Author: Tish Grier

The best jokes to send by SMS
Religious jokes What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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Religious jokes What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
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Restaurant jokes How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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Restaurant jokes At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
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Restaurant jokes Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
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