There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Author: Franz Kafka

Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
Author: John Herschel

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes