Best quotes to send by SMS
Albert Camus There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus

Richard Feynman There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman

William Shakespeare I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare

Robertson Davies There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

Licretius There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Restaurant jokes Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"
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Restaurant jokes "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
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Restaurant jokes Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.
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Salesmen jokes A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."
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Salesmen jokes Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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