Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Baretti I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Author: Joseph Baretti

Hippocrates Many admire, few know.
Author: Hippocrates

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi There are two main strategies we can adopt to improve the quality of life. The first is to try making external conditions match our goals. The second is to change how we experience external conditions to make them fit our goals better.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Michael McClary Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Author: Michael McClary

Alfred Korzybski There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Author: Alfred Korzybski

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Rabbit jokes Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Rabbit jokes Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!
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Rabbit jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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