Best quotes to send by SMS
Hippocrates Many admire, few know.
Author: Hippocrates

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi There are two main strategies we can adopt to improve the quality of life. The first is to try making external conditions match our goals. The second is to change how we experience external conditions to make them fit our goals better.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Michael McClary Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Author: Michael McClary

Alfred Korzybski There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
Author: Alfred Korzybski

Terry Pratchett There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however
Author: Terry Pratchett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Rabbit jokes Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!
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Rabbit jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Religious jokes Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Religious jokes Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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