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This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Author: Herodotus

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bars of West Hollywood and New York are awash with people throwing their lives away in the desperate hope of finding a shortcut, any shortcut. And a lot of them aren't even young anymore; their B-plans having been washed away by Vodka & Tonics years a
Author: Hugh Macleod

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Author: Umberto Eco

How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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