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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Author: Mark Twain

My name is Legion.
Author: Bible

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Author: Jean Rostand

My punishment is greater than I can bear
Author: Bible

Keep cool and you command everybody.
Author: Louis de Saint-Just

Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
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Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
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Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.
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"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."
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