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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy.
Author: Angelina Jolie

There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes