Best quotes to send by SMS
George E. Woodberry If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Author: George E. Woodberry

Shunryu Suzuki In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki

Dutch Proverb In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb

Joan Didion I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion

Andy Warhol In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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Yo momma jokes yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
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Yo momma jokes yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
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