Best quotes to send by SMS

If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Author: George E. Woodberry
In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.
Author: Shunryu Suzuki
In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.
Author: Dutch Proverb
I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.
Author: Joan Didion
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Author: Andy Warhol
The best jokes to send by SMS

yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of
British gas.
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Yo mama's house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
pierced by harpoon.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes