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In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
Author: R. A. Butler

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Author: Albert Camus

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Author: Louis Pasteur

In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing heavy for the vintage.
Author: John Steinbeck

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!
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