Best Cell Phones

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie

If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall

If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
Author: Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes