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Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive.
Author: Eric A. Burns

Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
Author: Sophocles

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.
Author: George Sand

Habit is necessary; it is the habit of having habits, of turning a trail into a rut, that must be incessantly fought against if one is to remain alive.
Author: Edith Wharton

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Author: Will Rogers

When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
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What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.
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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
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