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It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.Author: Juvenal
It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.Author: William Shakespeare
It is not good that the man should be alone.Author: Bible
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.Author: Man Ray
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin.Author: Katharine Butler Hathaway
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What is the pink stuff between
elephant's toes?
A: Slow clowns.This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world
revolve around him.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three
important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow
I will
destroy the earth."
Yeltsin immediately called
together his cabinet and told them: "I have
two really bad news items for
you:
1) God really exists and
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the
earth."
Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and
Congress and told
them: "I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD
news is that God really does exist
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is
going to destroy the earth."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft
and very happily announced: "I have
two fantastic
announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Year
2000 problem is solved."This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes