Best quotes to send by SMS

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur.
That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avo
Author: Hugh Macleod
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin
The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon
!
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia
!
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy
!
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew
!
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankara
!
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the cliff !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes