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There but for the grace of God go [I].
Author: John Bradford

Oh, that I had wings like a dove!
Author: Bible

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
Author: Fred Hoyle

There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the easiest thing of all to deceive ones self.
Author: Demosthenes

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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