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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Author: Helen Rowland

When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Author: Chinese Proverb

When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Author: Confucius

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy. "It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million." "Fabulous," says the guy by the pool. "There's just one catch," his partner warns. "What's the catch?" "We have to put up ten thousand in cash".
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes