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Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur. That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avo
Author: Hugh Macleod

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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