Best quotes to send by SMS
Bret Harte The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Author: Bret Harte

Eugene McCarthy The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

Margo Kaufman The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman

Kin Hubbard The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Lord Brabazon I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Author: Lord Brabazon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
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