Best quotes to send by SMS

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Author: Bret Harte
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Author: Eugene McCarthy
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
Author: Margo Kaufman
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Author: Kin Hubbard
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Author: Lord Brabazon
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Becka
!
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beirut
!
Beirut who ?
Beirut force !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows
!
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benny
!
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes