Best quotes to send by SMS

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
Author: Cher
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Author: Harlan Ellison
I would like to be known as a person who is concerned about freedom and equality and justice and prosperity for all people.
Author: Rosa Parks
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
their bunnymoon.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes