Best quotes to send by SMS
Edgar Watson Howe Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Cher If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
Author: Cher

Harlan Ellison The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Author: Harlan Ellison

Rosa Parks I would like to be known as a person who is concerned about freedom and equality and justice and prosperity for all people.
Author: Rosa Parks

Robert Louis Stevenson Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Rabbit jokes Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Rabbit jokes Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Rabbit jokes Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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