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How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
Author: Christina Baldwin

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.
Author: Charles Mackay

Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.
Author: John Howard Payne

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Author: Susan Ertz

Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!
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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes