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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Author: William Blake

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
Author: Virginia Woolf

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
Author: Pierre Bayle

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes