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Never give advice unless asked.
Author: German Proverb

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
Author: Gloria Swanson

Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes