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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ide
Author: James Agee

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Author: Peter De Vries

My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.
Author: Olive Schreiner

My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
Author: Miles Davis

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes