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Life is not so important as the duties of life.
Author: John Randolph

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.
Author: Edith Wharton

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Author: William Goldman

Hope is necessary in every condition.
Author: Samuel Johnson

If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes