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Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush

When a man's knowledge is sufficient to attain, and his virtue is not sufficient to enable him to hold, whatever he may have gained, he will lose again.
Author: Confucius

When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
Author: William Hazlitt

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
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How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what is it you were smu ggling?" "Bicycles!"
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes