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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
Author: Edith Sitwell

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
Author: William Shakespeare

My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them.
Author: Walter Landor

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes