Best quotes to send by SMS

It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Author: Jules Feiffer
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Author: Margaret Cho
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS

The Strongman
by Everhard Muscles
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Kidnapped !
by Caesar Quick
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Making Snacks
by San Widge
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Taming Wild Cats
by Claude Face
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Igloo Building
by S Keemo
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