Best quotes to send by SMS
Marquis de Vauvenargues It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.
Author: Marquis de Vauvenargues

Jules Feiffer Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Author: Jules Feiffer

Arthur Rubinstein I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Margaret Cho Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Author: Margaret Cho

Real Live Preacher Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher

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