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The price of wisdom is above-rubies.
Author: Bible

The problem that has no name - which is simply the fact that American women are kept from growing to their full human capacities - is taking a far greater toll on the physical and mental health of our country than any known disease.
Author: Betty Friedan

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
Author: David Rockefeller

Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes