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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
Author: Robertson Davies

The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never beaten.
Author: Andre Malraux

To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind.
Author: Seneca

If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
Author: John McCrae

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Author: Cyra McFadden

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars."
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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes