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Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.
Author: Samuel Johnson

It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Author: Saint Francis Of Assisi

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Author: John Viscount Morley

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Author: e e cummings

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray "God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jacob goes back to the synagogue. "God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!! Back to the synagogue. "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???". Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET"
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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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