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Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
Author: Cheryl Tiegs

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world
Author: William Shakespeare

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
Author: Cher

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Author: Harlan Ellison

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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