Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Author: William Shakespeare

Danish Proverb He is most cheated who cheats himself.
Author: Danish Proverb

Apuleius He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
Author: Apuleius

George Bernard Shaw He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Bible He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !
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