Best quotes to send by SMS

He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Author: William Shakespeare
He is most cheated who cheats himself.
Author: Danish Proverb
He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
Author: Apuleius
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany
!
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bhuto
!
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bing
!
Bing who ?
Bing down the house !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjork
!
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR !
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