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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
Author: Edward Chapin

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
Author: Confucius

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Author: Robert Benchley

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
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Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes