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It's not a 9-5 job. It's an every moment you're awake job because you actually enjoy the work that you're doing.
Author: Jeffrey Kalmikoff

It's not necessarily about what career you pick. It's about how you do what you do.
Author: Cory Doctorow

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness.
Author: Jerry Garcia

It's so easy to be wicked without knowing it, isn't it?
Author: L. M. Montgomery

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. "In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes