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Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
Author: Margaret Lee Runbeck

Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Author: William Shakespeare

Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.
Author: George Herbert

God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
Author: William Shakespeare

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
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What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
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Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes