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Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
Author: Voltaire

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Author: Elizabeth Goudge

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes