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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Author: Robert Byrne

Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Author: Confucius

Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old.
Author: Edward Fitzgerald

Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Author: Menander

Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?
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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes