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In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

In soft regions are born soft men.
Author: Herodotus

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
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