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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Author: Joseph Conrad

It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
Author: Susan Partnow

It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

It still hold true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
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