Best quotes to send by SMS

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman
Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On
the sprin-ternet.
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How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.
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I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check for bugs in
your system.
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What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes