People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Author: David H. Comins

Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Author: Plutarch

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes