People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.
Author: Simeon Strunsky

People without an internalized symbolic system can all too easily become captives of the media.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Author: Colin Powell

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes