Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.
Author: Francis Marion

Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Author: Bible

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Author: Bishop Richard Cumberland

Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or ou t." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18
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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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